So I was talking to this person on the phone just now. I work with her, and she's pretty gullible. Here, I'll put the conversation in script form, just like Matt did with his conversation.
Her: So when was the internet invented?
Me: 1723.
Her: What? No, really.
Me: It really was.
Her: But they didn't even have electricity then!
Me: Sure they did. That was invented late 1600's. By a guy named Johaness Gruberstein.
Her: No way. I don't believe you. They lived in caves back in the 1600s. Did they have cars?
Me: Don't be ridiculous, of course not. They had go-mobiles though.
Her: What's that?
Me: Remember in the Flinstones? It's like that. Look it up on the internet.
Her: I will. And I'm going to buy one of those because it sounds really cool!
Me: Maybe you'll get lucky and get a dinosaur with it.
Her: Dinosaurs aren't real!
Me: Yes they are! See, they took the DNA from frogs and then remade them from that. But only the less dangerous ones like Stegosaurus. Although, they still have kind of a risk.
Her: I'm going to have a dinosaur and have it sleep on my bed with me.
Me: It's dangerous! A guy got killed when a Stegosaurus turned around, and the tail accidently caught him. Look it up. His name was Jerry Rice.
Her: Are you being serious? Are there really dinosaurs?
Me: Yeah, haven't you ever seen them at the zoo? They're right next to the reptile place.
It's a good thing she didn't look any of that up.
Currently Listening To: Taylor Swift, "Mary's Song (Oh My, My, My)"
1 comment:
I like Taylor Swift. She has a beautiful voice. And that conversation was hillarious-I could so see you saying all that too. Happy Birthday!
Post a Comment